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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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