...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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