If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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