Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
