Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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