We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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