She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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