So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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