i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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