why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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