You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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