so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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