It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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