I'm lost and stupid without you.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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