I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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