Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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