It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think your dad took our porno
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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