Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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