8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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