There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
