she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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