the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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I need you to use more vowels.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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