My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Congratulations! We have a period
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