i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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