I'm drive I can fine osifer
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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