that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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