"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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