the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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