Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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