i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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