im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
