That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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