If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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