we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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