we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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