my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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