I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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