i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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