Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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