What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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