idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I fill condoms, not promises.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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