erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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