Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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