my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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