Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
oh god the rape fog is back!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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