shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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