So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I would ride that face into the sunset
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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