She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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