So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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