it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You took a bar mat shot.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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