she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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