..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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