u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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