Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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