what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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