It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
false alarm. still invincible.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
